This Yankee Kid is 10 Pounds of Dynamite in a 5 Pound Sack.
Written by Taco Joe on February 19, 2019
This kid single-handedly made me care about baseball for today. His accent, the knowledge he has of the game and the players, the passion he has, and just the sheer hatred he has for Machado, The Yankees spring training hat, the away gray jersey, all of it is just fantastic.
GOOWD I DOWNT WUNT MACHADO OWN THWE YANKEES
His whole purpose is that he doesn’t want players from teams he hates in Pinstripes, and I have to agree with this kid. I’d hate to see Josh Norman of the Deadskins playing corner in Dallas, or KD playing for Pop. I’m ready to vomit just thinking about it.
Cheers to you, Yankees Kid. Your fandom is encouraging. I love everything about you kiddo. Go ahead grow up to wear Yankee snap backs, open jerseys with white t-shirts with fake gold chains hanging out of it. Go far, do good things, hate baseball players with all of your passion.
IT’S LAWIKE TAYKIN TOWM BRAYDEY FROM THE PATRIOUGHTS AYND ADDIN HIM TO THE DOWLPHINS
IT JUST DOWSENT HAAPPEN.